The Bishop — Social Media

    Diagonal thinking. Daily.

    Social media management for brands people actually follow.

    Eelven plans, creates and manages social media for brands on Instagram and LinkedIn — strategy, content calendars, reels, carousels and founder-led posts that don't sound like they were written by a toaster. Every post sets up the next one, like a bishop on the long diagonal. Retainers are quoted after a free call.

    A reel with an actual plot
    Carousel people finish
    Behind the chessboard
    Not a stock photo
    Founder's honest take
    A meme, but on-brand
    30-second how-to
    Client win (a real one)
    Launch day, no panic
    Diagonal thinking: every post sets up the next one.
    Where we play

    Fewer platforms. Done properly.

    Instagram

    Visual brands, DTC, beauty, wellness, hospitality

    Reels with a plot, carousels people finish, and a grid that looks like one brand — not twelve.

    LinkedIn

    B2B, founders, agencies, professional services

    Founder-led posts and company content that win trust with buyers who never click ads.

    YouTube Shorts

    Anyone already making video

    We repurpose what you make once into content that lives in three places — and in AI answers.

    What's in the feed

    Everything your socials need. Even the replies.

    • Social strategy

      Which platforms, which audience, which story — and what we deliberately won't do.

    • Monthly content calendar

      Planned a month ahead, approved by you, flexible enough for news and moments.

    • Reels & short video

      Scripts, hooks, edits and captions that respect the first three seconds.

    • Carousels & graphics

      On-brand templates and designs that look premium in a busy feed.

    • Founder-led LinkedIn

      Interviews with you, ghost-written posts in your voice, published on schedule.

    • Community management

      Replies, DMs and comments handled warmly — like family, not like a bot.

    • Paid amplification

      When it makes sense, we boost what's already working instead of guessing.

    • Monthly insights

      What grew, what flopped, and what we're trying next. Honest numbers only.

    P.S.We answer your DMs like we'd answer a cousin: warm, quick, and never with “Dear Valued Customer”.
    How the game is played

    Six moves to a feed with a plot.

    1. Move 01 · Reconnaissance

      Listen before you move

      We study your audience, competitors and what already works in your niche — and what's tired.

    2. Move 02 · Decode

      Find the pattern in the chaos

      Content pillars: the three or four stories your brand tells again and again, differently.

    3. Move 03 · The Opening

      Sketch the first smart move

      A month of content planned, scripted and designed — for you to approve before anything goes live.

    4. Move 04 · Build

      Craft, not just create

      Shooting, editing, writing and scheduling. Consistency is the unsexy superpower.

    5. Move 05 · Pressure Test

      Break it before the world does

      We test hooks, formats and times. Small experiments, every week.

    6. Move 06 · Checkmate

      Launch. Learn. Dominate.

      Monthly insights, double down on winners, retire what doesn't work.

    Questions at the board

    Social media FAQ

    Which social media platforms do you manage?

    We focus on Instagram and LinkedIn, and repurpose video for YouTube Shorts. Focusing on fewer platforms lets us do them properly instead of posting everywhere badly.

    How often will you post for my brand?

    It depends on your goals and budget, but most brands we work with post three to five times a week per platform. We'd rather post three great things than seven forgettable ones.

    Do you write LinkedIn posts for founders?

    Yes. We interview you regularly, then write posts in your voice for you to approve. Your ideas and opinions, our structure and consistency — nobody will guess you had help.

    How much does social media management cost?

    Social media retainers are quoted after a free call, based on platforms, posting volume and how much video is involved. You'll get a fixed monthly price in EUR, GBP, NOK or AUD.

    How do you measure social media success?

    We track reach, saves, shares, profile visits, website clicks and — most importantly — enquiries and sales that start on social. Vanity metrics are reported, but never celebrated alone.

    Your move

    Stop posting.
    Start telling a story.

    Send us your handles and the brand you wish you were on social. We'll show you the diagonal between the two.

    We reply within one working day. Usually faster. Often with a joke.